I can't do it, I thought I could but I just can't have a 3rd person bio. You know what I'm talking about, the kind that seems like it was written by a sexy photo journalist in Milan and I just casually copied and pasted it in to this page. All the while it was me...ME! Like a children's wish list for Santa Clause and I'm the second coming of Guy Bourdin. Maybe someday a haughty art critic will write a ready made bio for me but until then I'll just leave at this.